house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
oh my fucking GOD
I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.”
"One thousand one hundred and eighty."
"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."
abandoned house in my neighborhood
The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.
the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory.